jesterzog (email not shown publicly)
http://www.windy.gen.nz/
I used to work really hard and was once the richest person in the world. Then I gave all of my money to Bill Gates so that one day he might resign from the head of Microsoft and start giving it away to worthy charities. In my spare time I also invented aeroplanes, the Greenhouse Effect, chocolate, relativity, telephones, the Internet, coffee, cold fusion (before my dog ate the notes), and fire. Oh, and also the wheel. Overall I'm quite an historical figure.
