Comment: Re: I have no problem explaining this (Score 2) 87
I guess I'm not having chilli for dinner tonight.
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Comment: Re: Just (Score 1) 159
s/rocks/birds/
Comment: Re: I'm holding out for Accordion Hero (Score 2) 159
How do you become a bagpipe hero?
You stop playing.
You stop playing.
Comment: Re: If you hate Change so much...... (Score 2) 502
I would say Windows 8 looks like it was designed in a Communist country but even the North Koreans have sence enough to copy Mac OSX.
Comment: Re: minority report? (Score 1) 55
That's probably how they did it until some politicians ran on a 'Tough on pre-crime' platform.
Comment: Re: Cause I'm a rock star! (Score 1) 145
To be a Rock Star trash your hotel room becuse you found brown M&Ms in the vending machine...
(yes, I do know the story behind the 'M&M Clause' in Van Halen's contracts. )
(yes, I do know the story behind the 'M&M Clause' in Van Halen's contracts. )
Comment: Re:Not very effective. (Score 5, Funny) 134
'Cause stealing someone else's cell phone and using it would be totally Inconceivable! / I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Vizzini to girlfriend: "You're Pregnant? Inconceivable!
Girlfriend: I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Comment: Re:Only used it when they paid me (Score 1) 186
On my S5, the sweet spot is actually in the middle of the phone horizontally across middle of NFC reader
And it is probably in a position that will move when your phone changes orientation, which it will inevitably do multiple times while you are trying to make a purchase.
Comment: Re: Legality (Score 4, Funny) 113
Careful. That pony could be a Trojan Horse. Albeit a small one.
Comment: Re: Or just damage cars (Score 1) 103
Yes but free car washes could motivate the owners to change the damn default passwords! Not like something trivial like stealing the credit card numbers of everyone who gets a car wash.
Comment: Re: Santa Claus (Score 1) 122
Santa Claus is a Time Lord or at least has Time Lord technology. His sleigh transcends time and space. His bag is bigger on the inside. And of course there is his age. He has to at least be hundreds of years old.
Comment: Re:you can buy yellowcake on Amazon (Score 1) 286
I bullshit you not.
Pfft. I can get it at my local grocery store. And the Duncan Hines mix is on sale for $1 off when you buy a can of frosting with it!
(And if you don't think that is dangerous you haven't experienced my cooking...)
Comment: Re: Apples and oranges (Score 1) 328
Hey, that's happened to me and I've never smoked pot.
Comment: Re: this is how that old book started (Score 1) 62
Actually it's Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.
Comment: Re: UX (Score 5, Funny) 323
Go into management.
