Customer: I would like to sign up for 2Gbps fiber service.
Comcast: Sorry, It's not available in your location.
Customer: But I haven't given you my address.
Comcast: Doesn't matter.
Amazingly, guns are not the solution to every problem, despite what the NRA has told you.
No, sometimes explosives are the right tool for the job.
Seriously, You don't want to mess with Khal Drogo!