I haven't done the math, but I think you'd have to eject something roughly the size of Australia for the effect on Earth's orbit to even be measurable.

Well he did just sing at the Apollo.

Please, tell me that The Rent Is Too Damn High Party will be represented. I've missed that guy.

Wires were much bigger back then.

weren't (dammit, must proofread)

If only there were all of those damned trees releasing water vapor. Oh, wait...

Then why bother?

That's the idea.

Done.

They pay for the sterilizations.