For me OpenSUSE was the easiest to install on my old PC during my first try of linux a while ago (10.4?). Perhaps the bloat allows for installing on many different hardware configurations that a user could trim down once installed, whereas Ubuntu would just hang during install after multiple CD burn attemps, versions, etc.
Yast was pretty easy to use and overall I liked the user experience.

Works fine on my Mac with the latest build of Chromium and the enable extension Inst bookmark.

They're waiting for people to lose their patience, and your loose tongue shows that there are some who are frustrated with the site (you're not the only one.)

The government probably installed Cathedral software to initially protect themselves. Who would have thought there was a backdoor?

The funny thing is, you are on Slashdot, and this is where power users that have to troubleshoot problems for their less aware friends and co-workers convene. You can probably get a better idea of what's going on in the real world here than by talking to Uncle Oblivious.
Most people do care about boot up times especially when they are so egregious, as in the case of Vista.

I'm Crying!!!! That was hilarious