Can't be .Net or Java (shake a tree to find your dev). C/Perl CGI, Perl, Python, PHP, too common to find coders for. Ruby. Hah. Too popular still.

Nobody's considered the real dead end technology of late: ColdFusion. Yes, sites still run it. No, its not quite dead yet. Yes, Adobe provides and has provided plenty of hype to fool managers into deploying things to it.