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Comment Re:Like my boss always says (Score 5, Insightful) 262

No, but they can make a baby a month for 9 consecutive months. Increase the number of women a little and you can have a baby a month indefinitely.

Yes, but that involves waiting 9 months for the first baby. Our competitor already has a baby, so we need a baby now and I'm a manager which entitles me to behave like a spoilt 2 year old so don't give me any of that "I know biology" bullshit and get me a baby by the end of next week or I'll fire you and give the job to my nephew who says that we can have a baby in 7 days if we use Agile Procreation techniques.

9 months later: still no baby, but sprint 0.53.2 did produce a shaved rat embryo in a blue romper suit.

More seriously, producing one baby a month is routine production, and production lines work well for that. Producing software is almost always design and development, which is much harder to scale (of course, there must be a lot of creationists in management because even when they grudgingly accept that it takes 9 months to produce a baby, they still seem to think that the design and development should only take 7 days).

Comment Re:My nerdrage says: it's "Doctor Who" (Score 1) 79

It's called "Doctor Who." It's never been called Dr Who.

Hang on. If you looking carefully at the end credits for 'An Unearthly Child' (which is widely available on the interwebs) you'll see that - all the nerdy NOOO!!! he is called THE DOCTOR!!! notwithstanding - the character is actually credited as "Dr. Who".

If I'm found dead in a ditch with my head smashed in by a thermos flask (traces of Bovril detected) and fibres of imitation rabbit-fur under my nails (consistent with an anorak or parka) then we'll know that I should never have spoken of this...

Comment Re:Isn't the solution obvious? (Score 1) 79

Use the TARDIS to travel back to the first broadcast, capture it on a VCR, and be done with it?

It has been suggested...

"Certainly better than television and a great deal easier to use than a video recorder. If I miss a programme I just pop back in time and watch it. I'm hopeless fiddling with all those buttons..."

Douglas Adams: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (...but would probably have been in Doctor Who: Shada were it not for a strike at the BBC).

Comment Re:So basically (Score 1) 684

So basically, it would be exactly like the passage to the New World was, only a) without gravity, b) with far better entertainment and medical options, and c) you can actually phone home.

Except that when you got to the New World you could step off your ship - without simultaneously asphyxiating, freezing, getting fried by radiation and being covered in rather unpleasant dust - shoot a few buffalo for food and start planting your crops in the fertile soil. Even Antarctica or the top of Everest are pretty cosy compared to Mars. Plus, the great thing about sailing ships is that they didn't rely on your destination having fuel refineries to get back.

Trouble is, a lot of us grew up with the image of Mars as, at worst, somewhere you could get by with a fur coat and an oxygen mask or, at best, Barsoom. That meme takes a lot of shaking.

That said, when did "because its there" cease to be a good reason for doing something? Only, this time, please send some bone-fide scientists along with the jet jockeys.

Comment Re:The United States of America (Score 1) 263

Other countries don't have party-political candidates for school crossing attendants and second assistant dog catchers and hence have nice simple ballots where you have to write one X in one of half-a-dozen boxes or - at worst (where they use the alternatively-unfair-vote system) - write numbers in a few of them.

In that case, bits of paper with Xs on and human counters are a nice, scalable solution given that its only needed every couple of years.

Oh and other countries, if they really don't like the result, have a civil war. The US prefers to have lawsuits which (while obviously better from a humanitarian point of view) are more demanding when it comes to audit trails.

Comment Failing to be omniscient is not dumb (Score 1) 89

You called the article "dumb" because of your lack of knowledge? Interesting concept...

Not a difficult concept. Articles are supposed to transfer knowledge from people who know it to people who don't, and summary articles, in particular, are supposed to let everybody quickly decide whether they are interested enough to read on. If everybody knew everything we wouldn't need articles. Things that don't do what they are designed to do are dumb.

The "Version 1.25 of Qxwrple launched" pathology is common on Slashdot and really should be something high on editors and article submitters checklist. (At least in this case you only need to read as far as the second paragraph in TFA to get a clue as to what Plex does).

Of course, some judgement is required - this is a tech website after all - but there's a distinction between expecting the audience to know technical terms and expecting them to recognise every tech product name.

Comment Some clarification needed (Score 1) 142

For £15 you can get a sim with 20GB of data to use in a month in the US

This is probably the solution... if you live in the UK and visit the US for short periods. Yes, any voice calls to/from US phones count as "international" but if you call home it just counts as normal minutes. Yes, even if you have the 'unlimited data' plan, you only get 25GB when you're in the US - but that's probably still better than the locals are getting.

However it only makes sense if you live in the UK and use Three as your regular network. ISTR you need to have been subscribed for a month before they'll enable roaming. I assume that you can't sign up without a UK address - even if you can it's not going to make sense. So its not going to be a solution for our Scandinavian OP.

Unless some Scandinavian networks are offering a similar deal....

Comment Re:Causation? (Score 1) 87

The more niche your research topic, the longer the title has to be to describe it,

Indeed - see A meta-analysis of synergies between urso-sylvanian scatology, denominational alignment of the Holy See and the role of constipation in the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. by Capt O. B. Vios (2001).

Comment You lost 90% of PC users at 'type'... (Score 1) 394

It took me less than 10 minutes to type apt-get install and receive the packages.

I opened the internet and typed Apt - get and I just got a Google page with a lot of nonsense on it.
Try typing it in the terminal, you say? Er, it says something about a lock file... What's that you say? Pseudo? Suedo? Er, what's my password...? Look, on my Windows machine I just typed "Skype" into the internet and it gave me a thing to download and run...

Seriously, although I agree that TFA smells seriously fishy, and I've known non-techy people who were quite happy with a well-set-up Linux system, people who say "you just type apt-get" and such are completely, utterly out of touch with the abilities of typical users.

There's such huge inertia behind Windows that MS can get away with debacles like Vista, Win 8 and the Office ribbon. Linux doesn't have that advantage - it needs to be twice as easy to use as Windows to win.

Comment Re:So what (Score 1) 44

Just like the oval clocks that were popular when I was a kid needed to have hands that changed length as they went around.

Who mentioned the hands changing length? Were the ticks for 5 through 7 o-clock sliced off? Was a major selling point of those clocks that you could download new faces? Did the face have limited resolution? Was it the most expensive part of the clock and did the unused space contribute to running the spring down? Was the oval face a nuisance when you read email or viewed maps on these clocks... oh wait, you couldn't.

Some things are not the same as other things.

Plus, what idiot buys a clock with an oval face, when you could have one in the shape of an owl with eyes that moved left and right as the pendulum swung?

Comment Re:So what (Score 1) 44

and all that's cut off is some of the dashes marking minutes; the hand itself is still on-screen, but I expect that at 1:30 proper a few pixels for the edge of that hand might be cut off.

So... in what way is that preferable to having a face that fills the entire screen without bits missing?

Is anybody saying your watch is completely useless and you should saw your hand off at the wrist rather than look at the hideous "flat tire" face? No (well, this is the internet so maybe). Would it be better to have a completely circular face? Yes.

Comment Looks like a job for Voight-Kamph (Score 1) 268

To achieve this goal, Amazon said that it would introduce a new internal reporting system called EmpathyTrack, which will enable employees to secretly report on their colleagues’ lack of humanity.

Brilliant. I suggest hooking employees up to a steampunk polygraph machine and asking them what they'd do if they found a turtle lying on its back. Just don't ask them about their mother...

Comment Re:So what (Score 1) 44

Why is this a bad thing?

Because screen real estate.

Most of what you want to display on a smart watch is naturally rectangular (text, photos, album art, digital time etc. and, of course, any app designed for a rectangular smartwatch) so it would be much easier to use all the space on a rectangular display.

The one, big plus to a circular display is to allow for a large, clear circular clock dial display that fills the entire face of the watch - because some people really like way of visualising the time. You could also base other aspects of your UI around a clock-face metaphor. Having a 'bite' out of the bottom of the display means the face has to be reduced in size and off-center (introducing a lot of other dead space around it).

"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!"