Even laymen like OP see that there's something weird about saying the electron has a shape and is a sphere
Do you HONESTLY think that people like Sebastopol (189276) who have "been trying to un-brainwash [themselves] out of the early models of the electron as a little ball whirring around a nucleus, and convert to the probabilistic electron cloud model, as well as the wave/particle hybrid nature" are in ANY way representative of typical laypeople?
I think Sebastopol is representative of the typical layman that is interested in reading about the latest developments in modern physics. He remembers what he learnt in high school, has probably read a wikipedia article or two, and usually reads these quantum physics articles when they appear. So a electron as a little ball is contrary to everything he has ever learnt about the subject.
Here's what a typical layperson would say: "electrons? Oh, right, I vaguely recall something from physics class in school. Aren't they the negatively-charged ones?"
Sure, there'll be a lot of people who'll know some more than that. There'll also be a lot of people who know a lot less, though, and the amount of people who consciously try to understand things like "probabilistic electron cloud models and the wave/particle hybrid nature" probably amount to no more than a few percent of the general population.
You're forgetting that no more than a few percent of the general population is interested in this subject.
The Beeb, like other news sources, isn't trying to cater to people like Sebastopol, or me (another interested layperson). It's trying to cater to the man on the street, and the only options they have are either a) simplifying things to the point where the man on the street can actually understand a word of what's being said, or b) not reporting on it at all. You appear to be blaming them for taking the former approach (all the while also denigrating the average man on the street by insinuating that he doesn't know the Beeb is not presenting all the details and that if he becomes interested, he's too stupid to possibly look up things himself).
Science Daily is not taking approach 'a'. They are mangling the information until there's almost no relation to the actual results. They are inventing a story about roundness to make the subject appear more simple, but in doing so they are just obscuring the facts and confusing the reader. Allow me to xkcd you. I'm not against the rubber sheet kind of analogy (as long as you say that it is an analogy; actually Feynman has an analogy that is more correct and simpler, but I digress); but what they are doing here is saying that Einstein's theory is like fairies pushing the stars around to make it seem like gravity.
I'm not saying that they should give all the details (because oh the actual details are hideously complicated), I'm saying that they should have given less details. They have measured a fundamental property of the electron, called electric dipole moment, that has profound implications on our understanding of the physical world.
Now it's much easier for the interested reader to search "electric dipole moment" and find out what it is, and ask the interesting questions, like "how can it have an electrical dipole moment if it is a single charge without structure?", instead of the nonsensical ones I'm seeing here on slashdot, like
Is it always round, even when it's tunnelling through a potential wall?
And I assume that by "round" they mean that every level curve of the probability amplitude has constant radius.
And, uh, what did they do about that Heisenberg thing? If you can't tell where the electron is relative to your frame of reference, how is the electron supposed to tell where a certain constant on its level curve is relative to its own frame of reference?