a can or three of Monster
add in some starbucks and a energy boost or two and I am almost awake and ready for school!
Wide Mouth Drinking Vessel.
OMG! a WMDV!
flipping your burgers.
"Hey, can I have a little bit of ketchup on the dark side and some mustard on the light side?"
I dont know about you, but i dont really like ATM machines after one of them ate my credit card and then shut down. I prefer to go inside to withdraw money because if they keep your card, you can ask>/i> them for it back.
"Hey, this is telling me to download this free antivirus software here. I guess its ok..."
"Hey, it didnt go away..... WTF is this sh*t? This girl is taking a dump in a pool"
if you do not want this to happen to you, go inside and talk to a human being
I'm your boss and I know this anyways. The only thing which keeps you from getting fired, is that walrus-like fat girl from accounting which has a crush on you for 5 years now.
what? she dumped me for HIM????? what does she see in him that is one-tenth that is in me???
seize power as space's evil tyrant overlord. Ball's in your court.
until this part, i totally believed this article.
ok go ahead and mark me as flamebait or troll. I'm just saying what i read and interpreted. I still really can't believe that people voted for Colbert. GO COLBERT!!!
next thing thats gonna happen is the ISS is being called the CSS: Colbert Space Station XD