I can't decide who is dumber: the submitter, or the Slashdrone who accepted this story.
"Rich people don't like to go slow."
What? Says who? Since when? And others do? Data to support this claim?
No, instead, the submitter prefers to a) make a faulty and ludicrous assumption; b) pose a question that follows from the faulty premise, backed by flawed logic; c) proceeds to answer own question with wild assumptions. Fuck the submitter, fuck "Soulskill", and fuck Slate.