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Comment Re:Not robots (Score 1) 86

In what way are these "robots"? They are not machines. They do not have any intelligence or programming or locomotion. They have no stored energy. They have no sensors and gather no data and cannot communicate.

They are just particles.

Former teen-aged me was excited for this at first because the headline made it seem like we were one step closer to . . . eradicating acne! There's a huge fortune to be made in little robots to clean pores. HUGE!

Comment Here's a crazy suggestion . . . (Score 2) 57

How about giving me the ability to move the taskbar? Why does it have to be on the bottom? Why?!? Who's the dips**t who decided I should have less UI choice with Windows 11 than 10? Why can't I move the taskbar to the side of my landscape monitor in my chaotic neutral setup? Why do you hate me, M$, why?

Comment Re:Does the math add up? (Score 2) 37

Amazon is due to launch 3,232 Kuiper satellites by 2029, with half of those satellites going into orbit by mid-2026.

That gives them something like 500 days to launch 1600 satellites. If they launch in batches of 27 satellites, that's 60 launches -- one every 8.33 days. Who launches at that pace, or even has a credible path to get to that pace quickly?

No one. This is total marketing B.S. There is no way that Bezos & Co. can ever launch satellites at that rate. The FCC license gives Amazon the legal ability to put that many satellites in orbit, but it doesn't give it the capacity to do so. I hope that I'm wrong, but "news" stories rehashing corporate blog posts about the future should be treated with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Comment Re:Chasing after wind (Score 1) 102

Solomon said it more than 3,000 years ago.

I denied myself nothing my eyes desired; I refused my heart no pleasure. My heart took delight in all my labor, and this was the reward for all my toil. Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done and what I had toiled to achieve, everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind; nothing was gained under the sun.

There's a whole lot of wind-chasing going on in modern society.

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude." -- Ted "Theodore" Logan

Comment Is this cheating? (Score 1) 179

"A Michigan college student writing about the elderly . . . ." If this student is writing about the elderly, why is he using an AI chatbot? What happened to actually doing the research yourself and then writing a paper? Obviously, this is a really weird output to get from a chatbot, but the elephant in the room is that you have college students using AI tools to avoid learning anything. I wonder how close we are to the world of Idiocracy.

Comment Re:WSJ and execs: wow, really sharp! (Score 1) 88

It's pretty sad that the old-space companies have completely missed the resusability train. Neither ULA nor Ariane ever even considered reusability when designing their current rockets. Both depend on lobbying and governmental restrictions to stay in business. The other space start-ups are at least adapting their strategies, but they are years behind.

It's sad but predictable. Two words: cost plus.

Comment Think of the children! (Score 1) 55

Imagine how kids are going to roll their eyes when we try to tell them of the bad old days of trying to cancel your Optimum FKA Altice FKA Suddenlink and having the rep tell you that they while you have already been charged for the rest of the month and cannot get a partial refund on the 3 1/2 weeks which you are not going to use tell you that you agreed to this "when you signed the contract" on the cable subscription you set up without ever signing anything.

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