heliocentric's Journal: Project Mayhem: Invisible Friend

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

To end our week of mayhem I propose that today you get yourself an invisible friend. Give them a name, give them an ego, and give them a personality. Also, make sure that others do not violate their space, like don't let them sit in your friend's seat. Go out to lunch and insist that your party have a space for your new friend. If you'd like, keep your friend over the weekend and be sure to report back with how your experiences go.

Perhaps your new friend will have bad manners and you'll often have to remind them to "keep it down... those people might be offended by your cursing." Maybe your friend will disagree a lot with people and you'll have to tell them that "$name does not agree."

Why yes, I do realize today's project is quite lame and probably a sad way to end this week, but I know it's not strong enough to hold up for a weekly project so I thought I'd slip it in here at the end of this week while you work on all of the others still pending from this week. You are working on them, right? FK, you hit up all those places yet? Go back and review the projects, go get some ketchup, be wowed by something and find it rhyming. I'll give you something late Sunday or early Monday morning for you to work on all of next week.

Where did you get that?

[Surak]

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

Where did you get that quote? Did you make that up? I wanna use it!

Re:Where did you get that?

[heliocentric]

As with all of the other quotes in this series it is from the movie Fight Club.

I find it a very useful quote, so go forth and quote.

The looks I get

[luvsbway]

So I have been doing these tasks this week pretty much at work and have been getting looks ranging from odd to amused. People know I'm a little on the wacky side all ready so it isn't that much different.

What is amusing though is I work at a counseling agency so the fellow co-workers are beginning to wonder if I may need counseling myself.

"Julius I told you to go sit down. And no that dosn't rhyme. I've told you that already."

Re:The looks I get

[Some Woman]

Julius... that's I good name. I can't decide what to name mine yet. Or, rather, she's a bit shy and won't tell me.

My boyfriend's buddy is named Pedro, but I don't like him. He's kind of a jerk.

Re:The looks I get

[heliocentric]

You've been doing them, but not posting them? Shame on you!

Why can't you follow the directions?

Re:The looks I get

[luvsbway]

Well most of it is just going to be, "I says to Nancy, I says blah blah blah...oh wow..." I giggle, she looks at me weird, she says "is this part of project mayheim?" This goes on each day pretty much the same way but with different tasks.