good ol' price fixing.

because peanuts is they're going to get in the future.

I need yo.. Bzzt Bzzt Bzzt.
Oops.

Everything has to be a competition these days, huh?
Heaven forbid someone "is doing better" or "has more stuff" than ME.
That just can't stand in today's world. Useless, stupid, and totally unnecessary.

to tell the judge why the stupid human used AI.
As a matter of fact, you don't need the stupid lawyer at all!

it's not a lie. - G. Costanza
More government using the Costanza maxim to guide their policy.

"Tech giants including Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Meta and Nvidia poured tens of billions of dollars into building and upgrading data centers."
And buying lobbyists! Don't forget the lobbyists!

If you think the 2008 credit scam crash was bad, wait til the bottom drops out of this one.
Gonna be a whole lotta broke people on the streets.

"Studies have linked early-onset cancers to medications taken during pregnancy, ultra-processed foods that now account for more than half of daily calorie intake in the United States, circadian rhythm disruption from artificial light and shift work, and chemical exposures."
What a great country!

to be Apple.

yep, that's them!

Really? After the billions of rubles and dollars worth of weapons left behind, i think fiber networking was installed there a while ago..

The Vampire is dying. What a shame. /s

"How'd THAT get there? Somebody must have misplaced it..."

"This artificial intelligence Pope would give them answers to their questions".
Now THOSE hallucinations would have been worth reading.