"IPHONE LIKELY TO CRASH PLANES. Apple declines to comment. Google says Android is safe because it is open. "There is no plane-crashing code in Android, anyone can see for themselves." Nokia promises additional aircraft safety for its WP7 phones once they are bricked over the air this fall."

Easy. They are going to hire Uwe Boll.

I think that ship has sailed.

I'm pretty sure Android tablets will never see apps of the same quality and level of UI polish as GarageBand, iMovie or Pages.

<...>ask some prospective customers who haven't already bought iPads what features they want<...>

It is not the customers' job to know what they want. — Steve Jobs

I come to Slashdot for classy jokes like that.

Mind you, there is no Flash on XOOM at the moment, so it cannot even display its own home page which is Flash-based.

So malware writers don't write malware for Macs because they are afraid Macs will overheat? You could not be more ridiculous. And Macs don't have fans? Have you ever used a Mac? I regularly test my iMac's fan by opening a Flash-based website.

Not the first one ever for the platform, surely.

iPad is great, but a bit too closed for my tastes. I'll just have to suffer a few months longer...

You poor thing... Such suffering, having to use a device that you happen not to like. You know what, being a kind and altruistic soul, I'll rescue you from your unimaginable misery by reluctantly accepting your iPad, free of charge.