Likelihood of misuse by large, multi-national corporations. Such a thought is, of course, unthinkable.
Availability of oversight facilities. There are those who would corrupt our morals motivated as they are by a hatred of the freedom of Internet access with which we are graced. We place a significant burden of responsibility on those who guard our community from these evil-doers and it is only fitting that we give them as much support as is possible. Therefore, all encryption and obfuscation techniques MUST be excluded - individuals who have nothing to hide need to fear the oversight of those whose morals are beyond doubt.
Care and concern for avian carriers. A duck may be somebody's mother.
The real joke is ofcourse that I actually RTFA