Between Homebrew and Virtualbox I got it covered. When I need Linux tools, I run Linux. When I need Windows tools, I run Windows. Most of the time the native Mac apps are good.

Jeez, that fine is gonna hurt!

Nope, they'll say "Sorry, eh!". TFIFY

Elementary. If you piss off the government of a country, then you better move to another country.

Oh my, that's torn it. Now I'll have to switch to Minix.

Awww, come on, don't bash Bash when it is down...

It's because there is no start menu in Windows anymore, you dum dum...

I always thought that the laws of physics as we understand them probably breaks down in the extreme case of black holes and that they therefore are more likely very heavy and dense stars, akin to neutron stars, but not necessarily singularities.

Hmm, I got the impression that this guy only used Ubuntu desktop versions and never installed a real Linux server distro. He's been swatting flies with a sledge hammer, because he doesn't know any better.

Systemd has multiple replacements already. You can go the Debian way, which installs stubs to neuter it, or you can install uselessd, which replaces the whole can of worms.

Embedded distros are extremely thin and server distros don't have desktop components, so I don't know what this guy is complaining about. It looks like he has never heard of Anaconda and Kickstart.

Encrypt everything you can, always, everywhere. Even bad encryption will slow the spies down and increase their costs.

Wow, then I must be super intelligent, like 200 IQ smart, since I've been using KDE on all my chinines since about 1998 or so and I never thought that it is complicated.

Careful dude, you may get a ton of pre-orders for your new FuxMatic3000XP by advertizing on Sloshdat.

There is nothing wrong with the word gimp in most of the civilized world. It is only a slightly derogatory teenager slang word in some US high schools.