Ever since my little EeePC spoiled me, I will never use spinning rust again.

Of course. They don't care what you said. They just want to know where to aim the missile at.

...and seeing that I am not a US citizen, I really don't appreciate the NSA and GCHQ snooping and will do my damndest to resist.

Doh - Weazel Piss a.k.a. releasing oil, is fairly common and goes by many names, for example R60 and Castrol Flick.

You just have no fscking idea do you? How the hell do you use 250,000 hand grenades and 140 tons of explosives for peaceful purposes? If you want to ignore all the people who died because of his callousness, maybe you should think of the children his wife murdered?

Nelson did not exactly live in a jail cell. He mostly lived in the chief warden's house in Polls Moore Prison.

Anyhow, as Voltaire put it: He was a kind an generous man - provided of course, that he is really dead.

Cool. At least now we have someone to blame for our inevitable misfortune.

Nope, it was finally destoyed by god himself. The library is now under water in the harbour of Alexandria following an earth quake in the 8th century.

Goodness me, don't tell me they could not find more important works to save than bibles. These subversive books should not be lightly discarded, they should be carefully disposed of in toxic waste incinerators.

So how are they going to sterilize it? It is a piece of commercial kit and should not come close to an operating theatre.

That would be perfect for delivery of anything that weighs about the same as a postage stamp.

Wow man, a bed with active air suspension - I think you may be onto something there.

The Amerikin speling is 'coloring'.

Yup, don't buy a ladder in America. You'll slip on the warning stickers...

The planet Vulcan is the American future.