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Comment Obligtory COBOL joke (Score 5, Funny) 1139

A COBOL-savvy man suffers from a deadly disease and decides to go for cryonics, hoping they will find a cure in the future. A hundred years from now they wake him up. He's relieved and asks: "Thank god, you've found a cure." - "No", they tell him, "we're short of COBOL programmers."

Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish.