eglamkowski's Journal: The Shadow knows...

http://slashdot.org/~Shadow%20Wrought/journal/125811

The spacecraft bore the parasite refugee colony from their volcano homeworld to a new world that was merely as hot as a boiler, not a volcano. Alas, with the generator on the spacecraft failing, it was the best the parasites could do. The parasites awoke those colonists that had been suspended in a cryogenic jam-like substance. Before begining their final approach to the planet, they all posed for a photograph. Everybody was smiling in the picture because the parasite taking the photo was only wearing his boxer shorts - the chef had stolen his pants and used them for draining the onion rings for the special dinner to celebrate their new homeworld.