Humm, what?

K = W / M Multiplying both sides by M
K M = W M / M

Simplifying
K M = W

Dividing by K
K M / K = W/K

Simplifying
M = W/K

Err, I mean, I'm the only one who still reads /. Thus the lack of comments of this April 1st spam.

Use your skills (or learn new skills) to help people who can't pay you back.
I am a volunteer firefighter/EMT and the biggest joy is when the frail old lady you just helped thanks you. I'm sure you can find a number of places where you can make a difference.

Clearly the guy only knows programmers... the story he tells has nothing to do with the job. And the girl is a bitch.

Lately on /.

or

Rinse and repeat...
(to the hell with mod points)

and I should start to login before posting... Now that I think of, the submitter probably used Baskerville in his submission to fool the editors-

They have right to their "image", not *copy* rights to the image (picture). They can prevent you (the photographer) of using/selling/distributing/whatever the picture if certain cases, like if they were in a place where they expected privacy or the image is being used to suggest they were endorsing some company/product, etc...

Just a update on a new EU directive that states that if the replacement is a brand new device, a new 2-year warranty period begins. Also, for the time your device is sent for repair the warranty "countdown" is suspended.

After Portugal passed the EU directive into law, I grew used to hear from the sales clerk at various stores if I buy any device worth 50 eur or more: "and this is your invoice. Keep it as it serves as your warranty certificate, valid for two years"

While the content seems sound... Arrgh! Papers made on Word with default template. Yuck.

We're talking about Switzerland here... Oh dear $deity, why are americans so friends with the courts?

I got a 5800 Xpress Music for $250, and it works great: WiFi calls using skype/fring work almost flawlessly (ofc depends on your internet connection) Also, GPS with free OVI maps & navigation for life makes the phone a sweet deal.

Actually, you're the only one that got this somewhat right. It isn't Clippy 2.0. But it isn't fancy AI either.

see this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambient_Assisted_Living

This won't affect anybody: those users that aren't very computer literate don't even know that help exists and is one key away... the other ones already know that windows help won't lead you anywhere!