Pure C is the simplest language ever, and the most instructive one.
That we use secure 2 factor authentication for our World of Warcraft accounts but we don't for important stuff like iCloud stored nudies?
Just measured my old Scientific Atlanta box (that actually looks just like the ones in the article's pictures).
I get 8 Watts while running, 0.9 Watts in standby. It slightly peaks when I switch channels.