Personally I would just shrug and hop over them and go about my day.

I think they should rename it to "The Unicorn Society", i mean they are looking for non-existent things afterall

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Yea that would make a bit of sense wouldn't it? =)

While my physics is a bit rusty, I believe G-Force is a objects acceleration relative to free fall. So I am going with zero G's

A majority of academics are in the pursuit of knowledge and furthering their respective fields. When you are working for a company a majority of the time you are doing something that does not further the field of science and knowledge.

That one is kind of disturbing.

I just look up and point myself

You forgot about Flash Based Porn

But I like snorting coke! Especially Vanilla Coke

Ironically did you know the guy that designed Delphi also designed C#?

Man I haven't thought about Mutant League Football in years, that game was totally awesome.

As a former 2 pack a day smoker who thought "I can quit anytime" I'll tell you its not quite as easy as all that, it took a few times (as in 5 or 6) trying to quit to actually quit. In the end I found Chantix helped me quite a bit to kick the habit, for those that are curious I smoked heavily for about 12 years.

I'm a republican and even I found that funny