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Comment Re:weakly disguised hit-piece (Score 1) 321

America is the hands down winner in the propoganda wars. you'll have to admit. No country in recorded history has had as much time to indoctrinater it's citizens so powerfully. Even the former Soviet Union is a distant second.
And it's Soo easy to recognize someone who's been brainwashed. Knee jerk reactions using stock phrases to replace critical thinking.. such as "they're just commies" or "they hate us because they're just jealous of our freedom" or "if they don't have our idea of 'democracy' they're just dictators". Perhaps the reason americans submit to religious cults so easily is because they've already been conditioned into brainwashing all their lives at home and in school ...

Comment Re:weakly disguised hit-piece (Score 1) 321

Fiorina couldn't lead lemmings to a cliff. Given the two bad alternatives, I'd have to choose Trump.

Actually, I am concerned that, in fact, she COULD lead lemmings to a cliff, while behaving like a disney nature show producer herself. And, unfortunately, the American electorate is full of lemmings who most certainly are likely to get pushed off the cliff, if they elect her..

Comment Re:Carly may have outfoxed of by Apple's late lead (Score 1) 321

I personally believe that the Timothy are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have spellcheck and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

I've clearly been on the internet too long. I understood that.. (!)

Comment Re:Hacking 'Round Encryptions (Score 1) 91

So long as it is a lawful and just warrant then I've no problem with this. I used to be able to say that most libertarians aren't crackpots. Such is no longer true. Today, they're mostly Ayn Rand worshiping Republicans who are too ashamed to admit they're neoconservatives and have opted to co-opt the moniker in hopes that nobody notices. It's our fault for not speaking up against them.

I think you should be able to encrypt all you want and that they should be able to get a warrant to try to break that encryption but that you needn't help them to do so. They can have my mangled and unreadable data if they want it. With enough time and money they're allowed to decrypt it too. I can't wait until they do and find out that it's all just a bunch of saved pictures of lolcats and the occasional lolrus.

pleaz to no decrypt my bukkit! my encypted bukkit!!! nooo!!!

No, really. No lolcats but I do have a few lolrus pics saved. For some reason he amuses the hell out of me.

Wuzza "Lolrus"; "googookatchoo". Same as "I am the Lolcat; yakyakachat" ? No?

Comment Re: Hard to defend against you say? (Score 0) 246

Byzantine: As relating to the Byzantine or the Apple Empire: Generally ruled by the Pope.. or other Autocratic leaders, such as Tim Cook:
of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a style of architecture developed in the Byzantine Empire especially in the fifth and sixth centuries featuring the dome carried on pendentives over a square and incrustation with marble veneering and with colored mosaics on grounds of gold.
Take your pick. Personally, I'll go with the "Autocratic leaders like the Pope or Tim Cook", myself....

Comment Re:Microsoft still can't win can they? (Score 1) 262

Come on, it's not bad karma. It.s because these commentators are ex jocks themselves, who probably graduated on an athletic scholarship.. but don't have the brains to pass a grade 2 spelling bee. They're just too thick to tell the difference. Probably before Bill Gates returned to M$.. He would never have inked a deal requiring the intelligent participation of ex NFL players

Comment Re:That's not a bomb, it's a clock! (Score 1) 657

"Cool fake bomb you terrorized your school with.. Wanna bring it to the white house?" Crikeys!! Man the Prez shouldn't go onto twitter after a particularly big pull off his glass pipe...
  If you look at it dispassionately, it's obvious the kid made it that way to solicit a reaction. wires sticking out of a circuit board hooked up to a clock face, that rings in class? Wodda prankster. ! Completely normal behavior for a 14 year old.. at least it used to be....

Comment Re:11 years later the die has been cast (Score 1) 81

As mass surveillance is exclusively done in totalitarian states, it is pretty clear there is a strong faction on government that wants this very much. This also means that to any citizen there is no sane way to be for mass-surveillance.

But hey, Hitler got cheered into office. The masses are stupid.

Seems to me this could be shortened a bit.. "As mass surveillance is exclusively done in totalitarian states, it is pretty clear that we must live in a totalitarian state"

Comment Re:Politics of homeopathy (Score 2) 414

It's taught now in every university worthy of the top 1% donor club. Since they dom't want to lose their support from the bildenburgs etc.. they keep tesaching Neo-classical economics. A fraud and hoax in every conceivable way, but one which soothes the consciences of all top one-percenters...

Comment Re:I have a greased up Sharebeast Yoda Doll in my (Score 1) 122

How to Shove a Yoda Doll up your ass! The 9 Step Greased Up Yoda Doll Shoving process. Go Linux! Tsarkon Reports [.............]
But you can never leave

Hey look, I have already got chest pains. Making me laugh so hard is both unfair and cruel. I thinkl the late Mr Zappa has serious competition in the whole "Zappa-esque" humor category...
You win the top cookie for today!

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