I would be really pissed if I were stupid enough to vote for Obama. "Change you can believe in"?
Not only has he supported most of Bush's programs and policies he had added to them.

It must be noted that if I were stupid enough to actually vote for the most liberal member of congress running as a conservative, I would probably be to stupid (*blind*) to understand this.

Let me guess, now they just end the list with "bend over and hold on tight, this is gonna hurt!"

I found solace in drugs, booze and hookers. This worked out great for a while. After some time (about 10 hours) it started affecting my job and personal life. I have since been fired from job, so the stress is gone. The bad thing is that now I am addicted to drugs and it burns when I piss. Oh yeah, my left me and took our kids to her mothers.

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My parents went to slashdot and all I got was this lousy sig!

First, I hope you're kidding.
Second, This raises an interesting question for me. When Symantec owned it did their AV product(s) detect this as malware? That would be a fun call to their tech support.

Well, some people do believe that. I am going to apply the same thinking that is applied to Christians. I am going to find a small group that has radical views on this, in this case those who say that they have been "probed" by aliens, and apply as generally as possible.
So, I guess you're saying that you've been probed by aliens.

This is a joke, right?
I guess you could give your kid Frosted Krusty-O's with the jagged metal Krusty-O in every box to go with that.

WOW, your view of science is a little off from mine. Rocket science, hard. Running Undelete, easy.

Well, using this logic.... the only reason you have to believe that life was created out of simple chemicals is pretty much the same. I mean, you (to date) have not proven this. So I guess you just read it in a book and all your friends and family believe it, so you do too.

It works for the Democrats.

They were protesting in Waco with that media whore Cindy Sheehan.

I guess I am smart enough to do my very best to stay away from areas that might require bullet-proof vests.

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Mayor Barkley: Oh Drebin. I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? Thats my policy.
Frank Drebin: Yes, well. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in plain view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor Barkley: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Sure.... Until about 1000 or so people come to your neighbor's house to protest them. Then, I bet you would go crying to the government to control the protest.

There was a documentary on PBS about the rise of computers called Triumph of the Nerds from 1996. It showed how MS stumbled ass backwards into a lot great situations. Also showed how some companies completely misunderstood computers and showed a painful lack of foresight. Xerox, anybody?

Just write a song, it's more profitable.

I really doubt that. I have seen a hugh reduction in NNTP (usenet) speeds.