kind of ontopic: We should lure lawyers to read and respond to slashdot stories, I would love to see an IAAL acronym for once.

A Monday morning quite a few years ago:
UPDATE Customer SET NotifiedByMail = 'false'
*click*
Err, I mean WHERE Id = 140487
*click*
Sudden realisation.
Oh crap...

Let's say I committed a very, very bad thing and I rolled back under my desk...

Grow larger rectae?

My Google Suggest starts with those two:

- Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
- why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

The first is absurd, the second one I find quite disturbing.

I for one prefer the dual Lithium Argon technology. Imagine the commercial pitch on that, the LiAr LiAr car, sounds about right.