This whole thing reminds me of a video I saw once of a smokin' hot female Phd who said "you know, I can make this widget last four times as long if they'd let me add 10% to the price".. of course that didn't happen. Said company has a mediocre reputation in its sector as a result.
I...need to see this video...
It's not just the amount and distance. I'm really interested by the relative position of the asteroids to the Earth/Sun. Up until ~1988, all the discoveries are pretty much in the Earth's shadow. Between then and 2010, the cone begins expanding to ~30 degrees or so. Then, in 2010, the cone splits into 2 lines, only a few degrees wide, but at the edge of the old discovery cone. Then suddenly those two discovery cones jump and are perpendicular to the Earth/Sun line.
They also were attacked separately where the theft took place. They don't know if these groups were working together. They blame the latter on Anonymous too. How did they draw that final conclusion??
If A=B, and B=C, then C="Anonymous fucking did it!" That's basic logic right there.
He was on the FBI's "10 Most Wanted" list, right?
Yeah, I'm going with porn.
was a fabless semiconductor company
I know this is supposed to be joking, but I want this sooo bad now...
"Telebot, you are dismissed!" - Powers off
"Telebot, make me a sandwich!" - Tunes to the cooking channel
"Telebot, make me laugh!" - Tunes to Comedy Central
"Telebot, make me cry!" - Tunes to Fox News
"Telebot, make it rain, bitch!" - Tunes to the Weather Channel
"Telebot, hold!" - Pauses the DVR
"Telebot, kill!" - Turns to Lifetime and stops responding to instructions
"Telebot, where is/are my ____?" - Brings up a cool "scanning" video, with crosshairs and google maps and random windows with text flying by while it says "Scanning...Scanning" over and over. Then it stops, jumps to an rendering of "R.U.D.I." from the Jetsons which says "Up your butt!"
I am easily entertained...
Be accountable for how information is actually used and provide mechanisms for compliance, audit, and verification; and Provide effective redress mechanisms for, and advocacy on behalf of, individuals who believe their data may have been misused
Considering we still haven't managed to do this for our electronic voting systems, I foresee a long future of this not happening if they actually put this in as one of the requirements...
[We] use bad software and bad machines for the wrong things. -- R.W. Hamming