I know this is supposed to be joking, but I want this sooo bad now...
"Telebot, you are dismissed!" - Powers off
"Telebot, make me a sandwich!" - Tunes to the cooking channel
"Telebot, make me laugh!" - Tunes to Comedy Central
"Telebot, make me cry!" - Tunes to Fox News
"Telebot, make it rain, bitch!" - Tunes to the Weather Channel
"Telebot, hold!" - Pauses the DVR
"Telebot, kill!" - Turns to Lifetime and stops responding to instructions
"Telebot, where is/are my ____?" - Brings up a cool "scanning" video, with crosshairs and google maps and random windows with text flying by while it says "Scanning...Scanning" over and over. Then it stops, jumps to an rendering of "R.U.D.I." from the Jetsons which says "Up your butt!"
I am easily entertained...