cyranoVR's Journal: Dialectic

REPUBLICAN: WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA YOU BABY EATING LIB'RAL FAGGOT

PROGRESSIVE: I say, my good man, shant we at least try to have a mature exchange of ideas?

REPUB: NO I THINK YOUR IDEAS ARE STUPID I THINK YOU SHOULD STAND WITH OUR PRESIDENT BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOUR NOT STANDING WITH 'MERICA AND YOU HATE OUR TROOPS.

PROGRESSIVE: Surely, you must agree that a civil discourse is vital to the health of a Democracy? Now, let us dispense with this ad homiem and...

REPUB: YOU SHUT UP STUPIDHEAD

PROGRESSIVE: Dear Sir, my patience for your tomfoolery wears quite thin!

REPUG: YOU THINK YOUR SMARTER THAN ME WITH YOUR FANCY IVY EDUCATION?!?! YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF STUPID ELITE

PROGRESSIVE: *Hmph* Well, at least you got one thing right! "The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God; and, however generally this maxim has been quoted and believed, it is not true to fact. The people are turbulent and changing, they seldom judge or determine right." - Alexander Hamilton

REPUG: [Squats to shit in own hand, flings shit at Progressive]

PROGRESSIVE: [Ducks, gasps in abject horror] Indeed!

THAT'S THE WAY IT IS BABY!!!!11oneoneoneeleven