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Journal cyranoVR's Journal: Another IM transcript 3

Start of buffer: Mon May 26 20:54:07 2003
BOB: hey dude
CVR: hey
CVR: no dim sum today huh?
CVR: i got up around 1145 anyway
CVR: went to Matrix last night
CVR: got home about 130
BOB: sorry i didn't call, woke up very late and
    then got slammed with work stuff
CVR: it's cool
BOB: have been working all day
CVR: sucked out today
CVR: uhmm "me too"
BOB: does that make me a communist, working on
    memorial day?
BOB: heh heh
BOB: if by "work" you mean "eating burritos", then
    i too have been working all day.
BOB: i did spend some more time with your online
    journal.
CVR: turn on mtv
BOB: i like the whole "lady guardian is a d00d"
    bit.
CVR: heh
CVR: i got a lot of shit for that
CVR: jebus
BOB: i think you have a future as a writer, even
    if you just do it part time.
CVR: they can show that
CVR: ?
CVR: sorry
CVR: distracted
CVR: i have day dreams about writing movie reviews
CVR: want to write about matrix / x2 / final buffy
    episode but no time
BOB: i think writing movie reviews could make it
    hard to enjoy movies
CVR: movie reviews for new york press or the
    onion a/v club
CVR: heh
BOB: i gotta go see this.
CVR: what?
CVR: see matrix
CVR: ?
BOB: nah mtv
BOB: what were you distracted by?
CVR: boobies
BOB: don't tell me it was the fat chick.
BOB: ahhhhhhhhh
CVR: what did you think
CVR: now i am on mtv2
BOB: well who knows maybe you just dig fat chicks.
CVR: don't usually watch this crap
CVR: heh heh
BOB: surrrrrrre
BOB: this is all great fodder for your next
    journal entry.
CVR: remember that simpsons song that ends "might I add, no fat chicks" [note: the mary bobbins ep]
CVR: this would make a good JE i hope you don't
    mind if I put it up sans real-life refs
BOB: by the way i liked that photo of you fencing.
    kind of reminds me of wilson the neighbor on
    "home improvement"
CVR: huh?
CVR: never watched that show
BOB: never mind then
BOB: what do you mean sans-real life refs?
BOB: that fat chick is very real.
CVR: umm if you name a real name or somethin'
CVR: did you see the photo contest page
BOB: no
CVR: slashdot.kormoc.com
BOB: saw references to it but couldn't find it.
BOB: hmmm
CVR: dey is all slashdot users
CVR: most have journals
BOB: hahahaha
BOB: ladyguardian has nice gams
CVR: you can't see them
CVR: oh boy
BOB: gams = legs
CVR: this page
CVR: it ain't on there
CVR: ugh we're using msn ?
CVR: i'm using this program called trillian
CVR: combines yahoo, aim, msn, icq into one
    interface
BOB: yeah i tried it
BOB: didn't like it
CVR: well you suck then
CVR: hah hah jus kidding
BOB: hahaha
BOB: the icons were all cheap imitations
CVR: msn=evil
CVR: hahahahaha
BOB: come, walk with bill
CVR: fuck its already 9 PM
CVR: i was going to vaccuum the house today
BOB: well that sucks
BOB: aha
BOB: hey what did lady guardian have to say about your musings on her gender?
CVR: http://slashdot.org/~cyranoVR/journal/28263
CVR: she had a journal entry titled "my response"
CVR: one sec
CVR: http://slashdot.org/~LadyGuardian/journal/32813
CVR: http://slashdot.org/~cyranoVR/journal/27660
BOB: this is great stuff... "Fuck you Canada."
CVR: read the other one
CVR: lady guardian is from canada so she was
    miffed by that
CVR: "Thurs -
    Did you know that in Montreal they show porno on
    the French tv channel after 11 PM? Well, now you
    do."
CVR: http://slashdot.org/~cyranoVR/journal/24338
CVR: http://www.nypress.com/15/49/news&columns/feature.cfm
CVR: my last fave journal entry: Bingo Seafood
      http://slashdot.org/~cyranoVR/journal/20065
BOB: really? i didn't see that in your journal
    (the porno after 11pm).
BOB: i wonder if it's still manly to watch porn if
    it's french.
CVR: this was my journal from my earlier trip to
    montreal
CVR: we went in october and then in march
CVR: no it is pretty gay to watch french porn
CVR: oddly enough
CVR: "oh oh oui oui shock-le-blue"
CVR: ugh
BOB: ze spank spank c'est ne pas tres chic?
BOB: did you see the guy on mtv getting calf implants
CVR: http://slashdot.org/~cyranoVR/journal/27660
BOB: who is the writer on the ny press article?
CVR: oh i saw that one
CVR: jonathan ames
CVR: it's the one I told you about yesterday
CVR: his adventures in amsterdam
BOB: hahaha bingo seafood is great
CVR: i saw that guy with the calfs before
CVR: no it sucked
CVR: oh wait
CVR: yeah i liked that je
BOB: [more msn- dog heads] check out the pie graph... chicks dig ny press.
CVR: those poor bastards
CVR: oh well
CVR: they still have good stuff everyonce in a
    while
CVR: their movie reviews always sucked
CVR: ruined the endings of Matrix 1 and ID4
CVR: by reading their reviews
CVR: ah well
CVR: aromond white
BOB: yeah armond white needs to stop writing film
    theory
CVR: sux
CVR: armond
CVR: he is an idiot
CVR: onion av club reviews are so well written it
    is absurd
BOB: he teaches at columbia
CVR: well they are dumbasses
CVR: good thing i haven't sent a donation
CVR: if he's getting some of it
BOB: he's an assistant prof
BOB: his reviews read like he took some fucked up
    student's paper on a movie and changed the
    paragraphs around.
CVR: hah
CVR: that sounds about right
BOB: he's sharod x with a high iq
CVR: sharod x now there's a name that takes me
    back
CVR: wonder what he's up to
BOB: or down to...
BOB: heh heh
BOB: that would be funny if he went wall street.
CVR: heh
CVR: prolly did
BOB: either that or he's al sharpton's little
    bitch.
CVR: holy shit i finally finished this project
CVR: the fencing results
BOB: roomie is playing loud and shitty metal music
    all the time.
BOB: this is like being back in college.
BOB: it ends now.
CVR: dag
CVR: well i have to go eat dinner and get ready
    for work tomorrow
CVR: the wife baked a blueberry pie
CVR: have fun with yer roomie
BOB: :P
CVR: sorry that came out wrong
BOB: i'd rather have fun with the blueberry pie
CVR: ugh
CVR: mental image: american pie
BOB: bahahahaaaaa
CVR: well on that note good night
CVR: !
BOB: good night
BOB: and god bless america
End of BOB buffer: Mon May 26 21:57:01 2003

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  • caveat (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward
    In the interests of full disclosure, BOB feels compelled to note that this is a bowdlerized version of the IM convo. It wasn't all this inane, and some of the funnier parts were removed by my friend Cyrano VR Nixon (it's ok to use last names here, right?).

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