Comment What are scientists thinking of? (Score 1) 58
copious, entangled......
What exactly is on these scientists minds when they come up with their descriptions?
Do their mothers know?
:-)
Comment Not underwhelms, a little off predicted target... (Score 4, Informative) 397
NYC might have only received a few inches, but Nassau County got 12 - 18 inches and Suffolk County got over 20 inches (and still snowing)... And Connectiut and the rest of New England got even more. The forecast for Suffolk County was consistently in the 20 to 30 inch range, so they got that right. Having hundreds or thousands of people stuck in a blizzard on the Long Island Expressway would have been a disaster.
Comment Re:Side Effects? (Score 0) 171
Oh, so Microsoft is working on some new Features for it's operating system!
:-0
Comment Re:Side Effects? (Score 0) 171
Hey, don't call Steve Martin a Jerk!!!
;)
Comment Side Effects? (Score 0) 171
For some reason, I can't remember the movie, but......
In the movie, an actor puts on a special pair of glasses, and ends up going cross-eyed!!!
In the movie, an actor puts on a special pair of glasses, and ends up going cross-eyed!!!
Can we try to avoid a headline similar to the following?
- Windows 10 users becoming cross-eyed by the millions!!!
Comment Re:Killer App (Score 0) 324
No, one that offers butt recognition/comparison software.
This way, everyone can find the butt of their dreams!
:-)
This way, everyone can find the butt of their dreams!
Comment Re:Microtubes... (Score 0) 41
Calling these things nanobots or microbots is misleading. They're little tubes propelled by hydrogen gas bubbles. No onboard or remote intellegence or control of any kind really. Micro-torpedoes maybe.
Small tubes with a flatulence problem?
Comment Was Dennis Quaid there? (Score 0) 41
Or was he inside the shot?
:-)
Comment New and improved.... (Score 0) 197
hackme didn't make the list?
Comment US Traffic Analysis (Score 0) 63
NSA Analyst: "See, I told you we should have said that we're tracking cell phones for traffic analysis!!!!"
NSA Boss: "Yeah, it sounds so much better, after the fact...."
NSA Boss: "Yeah, it sounds so much better, after the fact...."
Comment Re:frist psot (Score 0) 248
In soviet russia, the rocket lands you.
Or lands on you...
Comment We need more... (Score 0) 248
Capt'n, I'm givin' ya all we got!!!!!
Comment Re:Verizon just keeps getting better..... (Score 0) 70
Why does my Karma get adversely affected if someone thinks my comment was moderated as overrated after 2 people moderated it as funny? I had several funny moderations on different comments, and then I get 1 overrated moderation and my Karma goes bad.
Or, is the slashdot moderation basing my Karma on ALL of my life-based decisions? @^@
Comment Is that a typo? (Score 0) 263
Shouldn't that read:
Microsoft releases more windows bugs?
Google isn't writing code for Microsft, is it?
Comment Re:Even worse... (Score 3, Funny) 70
Which leads to World War Z!!!!!
See, there IS an app for everything!!!!
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