The "top managers" can go away yesterday, please.

Yep. When I took an advanced calculus course, my instructors idea of teaching/lecturing was to read from the book in a (highly accented) monotone.

I thought that the source got eaten by a Grue.

That's already available on my 16Pro. Not sure whose chip they use, or its performance level, though.

Apparently nobody learned anything from the FalconStrike crash.

F*** you to all the celebs who blindly parrot his BS. And F*** you to RFK Jr

Valid point. The other issue is that for those of us with really long names, there's never enough space for it to fit.

Was about to say something like this. Though I was going to phrase it as "Nuke CoPilot and all AI 'features', and just leave a virtual radioactive crater in my system".

Yeah, I noticed this when I went back to school at age 60. Everyone else in the class was using their laptops. I had brought mine, but it wasn't worth it. I needed to have the info go through my brain to my arm and hand to help me retain the info.

Because it's impossible to write your signature legibly, while using your finger instead of a pen or stylus, on a phone sized device.

You mean getting the government to own the means of production isn't Communist?

Why would it need the Camera, Storage, Bluetooth, and Google permissions?

I've had that sig so long, I'd forgotten where I'd seen it, but apparently, yes. It's Wheeler.

I see you've read my sig.

Goes back to the old joke

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll just work around it in software.