I'd be seriously amazed if they aren't already doing this.

The laser in "oskar, kina and the laser" talked. Spanish TV was strange in those years.

This AC truly needs to be modded up :)

If we can clone Bruce Willis and make a frozen stockpile it means we can bombard the space disaster with a mass of ice cold bruce willi missiles until its velocity is changed (this may be known as the yippie ki yay effect) such that it is safely deflected back into space thus solving the problem for ever. Maybe I haven't thought this plan through, but it seems no less reasonable than any other plan that makes no sense.

Well, you could become Supreme Overlord of the Amazonian Women, hot green chicks, and Galactic Girls Gone Wild Planet

dude, it makes you an iPro, which sounds like a potential name for a market segment.

wouldn't a ghost make a sort of "woowoaaaaooaoaoaao" type of noise?

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and this was marked -1 because people are unable to process satire? or maybe some point has just proven itself. It's sometimes hard to tell on here.

and if you are in anyway "special", you aren't "allowed" to be caught. I believe this is known as "the system, working".