"Land of the free and the home of the brave." This has never been true. The slaves weren't free and the braves were slaughtered. "Land of the willing propaganda swallowers" would have been closer to the mark.
"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?" -- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)