Ha! And I recently heard Jesus has risen!

God damn it Siri, I said Call Luke Mostow not Nuke Moscow!

What if we put a giant pile of twinkies in the control room and some monitors playing old basketball games.

That's SIGKILL yourself in shame.

No one really used applets anyway (they suck) and that's what people are getting rid of.

Java is already open source software.

Here's part of it: http://www.classicshell.net/

Oh grandpa, how I love your elderly ways.

Whats TV?

Oh I know, it's that thing old people talk about.

What is this, Korea?

Good job, Bas Bas.

Now try to read the SECOND (2) sentence!

Kryten you smeg head! I said red dwarf, not white dwarf!

Yeah except you're the only person living in batshit insane land.

No one sane wants more web technologies in the desktop environment.

I don't get why Google isn't leveraging Android here.

Everyone knows it, everyone has an Android device, so they could easily make inroads into laptops and desktops with a new Android form factor.

There's gotta be that one guy looking at the space cadet google architects in the office going "WTF GUYS, Why aren't we doing this?"

Tsk Tsk:

GNU/Phone

The big problem is relearning things.

Good people can easily retrain on a similar tool or technology, so a switch from Photoshop to Gimp (or vice veras) isn't a big deal.

Good people are extremely rare.

http://imgur.com/4mHWB

fuck obamapacman.com