I wish I knew Snowden's address so I could send him a shirt that says "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

Thanks for the correction, Glorious North Korean SlashBot!

They'd be staving and living in squalor with iPad and high speed internet!

Gauranga!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Hairy Hardon was the best release.

Wrong! Think of all the cheap labor we could exploit by conquering the natives!

Larry wanted to rewrite it using JavaFX LOL

Or even enough to retire on!

It said "expect" not "can expect."

AlthoughYouShouldHaveAlreadyRealizedThat

Hahaha, this is hilarious that the GP is +5 insightful.

Little planes can also be scary as fuck.

The Iraq War was a message to those in the middle east who support or push terrorism.

It told them that you won't be able to attack the United States with impunity and that we WILL show up on your door step and people you care about WILL die because of your actions.

These days its the other way around. Samsung is the leader and Apple is following.

No way. We need something like Gentoo here, ideally running some kind of CPU robbing bit coin mining software in the background.

Why? Because fuck end users, that's why.

I wonder if Ben Stein was involved in this? Sounds like a Ben Stein Joint.