Comment Re:Reassemble in America (Score 1) 116

by bigdarryld on Saturday August 31, 2013 @02:10AM (#44722451) Attached to: Apple Launches iPhone Trade-In Program

If you hadn't gone there I would have.

Comment Maybe AWS became self-aware (Score 1) 182

by bigdarryld on Monday August 26, 2013 @02:10AM (#44674463) Attached to: Dark Day In the AWS Cloud: Big Name Sites Go Down

and the operators realizing this tried to deactivate it?

Comment Would you believe? (Score 4, Funny) 127

by bigdarryld on Saturday October 20, 2012 @04:10PM (#41716465) Attached to: Zimmermann's Silent Circle Now Live

They have the first working implementation of CONTROL's Cone of Silence.

Comment Progress so far? (Score 1) 293

by bigdarryld on Wednesday September 26, 2012 @11:51AM (#41464921) Attached to: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable'

Corn shortage due to drought -> Pig shortage due to corn shortage -> Bacon shortage due to pig shortage -> I guess bacon flavored popcorn is off the table at this point?

Comment Oh No (Score 1) 288

by bigdarryld on Tuesday September 04, 2012 @04:50PM (#41227399) Attached to: Social Robots May Gain Legal Rights, Says MIT Researcher

Does this mean I'll have to stop beating my robot girlfriend?

Comment Re:Are you fcking Crazy ? (Score 3, Funny) 310

by bigdarryld on Thursday June 14, 2012 @03:08AM (#40319797) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Best Choice of Linux Laptops For Elementary School?

When I was in school all we had was an apple....... and that was on a tree and I was told not to eat it, but my girlfriend dared me, so I did, and then the whole world went to shit.

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