Comment: Re:For April Fools Day (Score 1) 295
Comment: Re:Um... (Score 3, Funny) 612
Okay, you get funny points, but in case anyone takes you seriously, automatic transmissions pretty much became the norm in the U.S. in the 1950s and from your list only eating and sleeping were available in the car.
Don't forget drinking!
Comment: Re:IOW, we're making it harder get a response... (Score 5, Funny) 337
Comment: Re:Which begs the question... (Score 1) 271
Comment: Re:What? (Score 1) 610
Only a truely evil human being would bring a child into this world as it is today.
~Said pretty much anyone at any point in history
Comment: Re:Two can play at this game (Score 1) 638
How could it possibly get WORSE?!? We're at the bottom now with reference to the leadership of this country.
You know you're spoiled when you're saying this in America. We still have a looooooong way to go before we hit rock bottom.
Comment: Re:You're a company (Score 1) 430
If you follow Romney's logic, you don't even need to pull the jail card. Think about this scenario:
Oh my God, all those groceries I bought and ate were PEOPLE D:
Comment: Re:Maybe it is time for the Nuclear Option (Score 1) 216
Step 1. Free CD/DVD day.
Black hats everywhere rejoice at the idea of encouraging people to stick randomly-found media in their computers
Comment: Re:Nothing to do with the missiles. It's the radar (Score 1) 675
Now, how do you think the USA would feel with a USSR intel warship sitting off NYC or Washington, listening in?
Rightfully terrified of these time-traveling soviets
Comment: Re:How does this help? (Score 4, Insightful) 255
Comment: Re:Headline = Misleading (Score 1) 301
The heading is ambiguous
...which is strangely appropriate for a Tor-related story
Comment: Re:Religion (Score 1) 501
Comment: Re:Be Vigilant (Score 1) 495
Comment: Re:Entitlement? (Score 5, Funny) 455
People seem to have no freaking clue what a hardshit actually is anymore
With a poor diet they're bound to have a hardshit sooner or later