That's bullshit and you know it is. You can't just choose to ignore major parts of copyright and trademark law just because you're able to remember things.

"Dog. Dog with head split in half"

Then you know some crazy people.

Goddamn it! That's the first time it's ever happened to me!

(I swear if you say "that's not what I've heard" or "that's not what she said" I will find you)

Funnily enough female orgasms are also announced "loudly and repetitively, preferably with frequent appeals to one's deity"

He said _are_ a sixteen year old. Not _are in_ a sixteen year old.

Err:

http://www.android.com/
http://palmwebos.org/
http://www.symbian.org/
http://maemo.org/

You might not be able to publish iPhone apps (ignoring webapps) but it's not the only smartphone on the market.

Is that you Bill?

My 9400M is getting on for 2 years old. Not even the slightest hiccup so far.

Oh, and none of the other 200+ MacBooks and MacBook Pros I look after have reported any faults related to it either.

Shame you don't have anything worth stealing.