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Comment: I googled titties (Score 1) 369

by aurashift (#42265755) Attached to: Google's Image Search Now Requires Explicit Queries For Explicit Results
And it gave me this in the first row of images (probably NSFW...but then again this whole thread is)

I still received a fresh helping of titties so google isn't broken, they just want to sabotage and betray you so hard that you won't care about titties anymore.

P.S. I know the pic is of a slashdotter. REVEAL YOURSELF!!

P.P.S The people who are being modded insightful for whining that this is censorship ought not to be, because they aren't.

Comment: Re:behavior, like constantly checking your phone? (Score 3, Insightful) 163

by aurashift (#41867879) Attached to: Constant Technology Use May Hamper Kids' Ability To Learn

while out?

seems to be generational but my younger friends (20's) are always checking their phones, even while I'm talking to them at dinner or a social event!

what the hell. since when was that good manners?

since never. but few seem to care.

I "belong" to this generation. If there isn't a pause in the conversation for them to read some inane text saying "whats up gurlll", or I'm actively talking and they pull out their windows phone (just kidding) I'll snap my fingers to get their attention. If they have the attention span of a three year old and do it again they're wasting my time and I'll leave them to their angry birds.

If you're a dick I have no problems being a dick right back. They might not like having their faults pointed out and I don't enjoy doing it but some people deserve it every now and then.

Comment: Re:Romney Kills Baby Seals (Score 1) 555

by aurashift (#41867809) Attached to: Nonpartisan Tax Report Removed After Republican Protest

- It was fairly typical for him to take a city and then kill all of the political leadership, but not punish the populous. He then would let it be known that he knew who had commanded the opposition, and that the fight was now over with their disposal.

I know who I'd vote for in this election.

Comment: Not gonna happen... (Score 1) 127

by aurashift (#41849977) Attached to: 80,000lbs of Walnuts Purloined In Northern California
As the only owner of highly trained squirrels in the country I've had bad experiences working with Californian law enforcement and refuse to do business with them again.

They can try to get some squirrel worker visas from India or the Philippines, but the paperwork is absolutely atrocious and the squirrels only speak broken english. I wish them the best though.

Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.