Forgot your password?
typodupeerror

+ - FCC Mandates Text-to-911 From All US Wireless Carriers

Submitted by Anonymous Coward
An anonymous reader writes "On Friday, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) voted to require all U.S. wireless carriers and popular messaging applications to support texting to emergency response units via 911. AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, and T-Mobile implemented this capability back in 2012; the FCC's vote will make it mandatory for all carriers that operate in the country as well as all messaging applications that interconnect with the SMS structure in the U.S. to follow suit. One technological hurdle this mandate faces is the difficulty of tracing "the exact physical origin of a text message, particularly in residences with multiple floors.""

+ - NFL Fights to Save TV Blackout Rule Despite $9 Billion Revenue 1

Submitted by Anonymous Coward
An anonymous reader writes "The 39-year-old blackout rule basically "prevents games from being televised locally when tickets remain unsold." The Federal Communications Commission (FCC), in response to a 2011 petition by consumers, has decided to consider abolishing this rule. The National Football League (NFL) has of course objected, claiming that the rule allows it to keep airing their games on free TV. If that were to change and they would have to move to cable, they argue, the "result would represent a substantial loss of consumer welfare." In their petition to the FCC, consumers point out that the NFL charges "exorbitant prices for tickets" which results in lower attendance. The blackout rule, they claim, therefore punishes fans by preventing them from watching the game if the NFL can't sell enough stadium tickets. NFL yearly profits reportedly number in the billions. Even if the FCC supports the petition, however, sports leagues can and probably will privately negotiate blackouts to boost their revenue."

+ - SPAM: Lost Your Keys? Your Cat? The Brain Can Rapidly Mobilize a Search Party

Submitted by Anonymous Coward
An anonymous reader writes "A contact lens on the bathroom floor, an escaped hamster in the backyard, a car key in a bed of gravel: How are we able to focus so sharply to find that proverbial needle in a haystack? Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, have discovered that when we embark on a targeted search, various visual and non-visual regions of the brain mobilize to track down a person, animal or thing."

Comment: Re:Fixed (Score 1) 599

by asdfx (#28299007) Attached to: Why Isn't the US Government Funding Research?

you spouted nothing more than blind conjecture with the implicit determination to end the wars altogether since we cannot 'win'. the way you are using war here versus a traditional war is an equivocation fallacy. that is, the wars on poverty and crime are not meant to be winnable (they a natural ongoing battle within society itself) whereas the war in iraq might one day be won (as this is a quarrel amongst nations).

also, there's nothing in the constitution that protects your right to smoke pot. you don't seem to understand the definition of 'unconstitutional' and, for that matter, probably couldn't be bothered to read the document (which, by the way, was not written on hemp, as i'm sure you love to tell people).

Comment: Re: Lithium is used to fight bipolar disorder (Score 1) 458

by asdfx (#27797309) Attached to: Lithium In Water "Curbs Suicide"

So lithium in the water would make people drink more water and get more lithum which makes them drink more water and get more... oh the humanity!

you mean... oh, the profit...?
Thank you for choosing Evian Plus+, clinically shown to improve your quality of life!

=Cue awkward middle-aged woman=

:In this economic climate times are tough, i know. But, with Evian Plus+, I stay hydrated (important for any working girl!) and the bad times just don't seem to drag me down like they used to!!

Your 401(k) disintegrates, no worries! It's just money, kids; I'll make more!

=and... cue fast talking guy=

:Evian Plus+ is not intended to treat, cure or prevent any disease.

If you ever feel dehydrated, just drink more refreshing Evian Plus+ as necessary.

Comment: Re:does not compute (Score 2, Funny) 119

I like that the sentence begins with the benignly presupposing phrase, "Basically...", as if the material following it is set to simplify and clarify the content of the article. Then it goes on to make things more incoherent, with poor use, of punctuation, in, the explanation,. comma, comma, period.p

In other words, "blarf grrblle grble, lasne en fragne, rabble rabble rabble, chuck norris."

Comment: Re:First post. (Score 1) 141

by asdfx (#27372387) Attached to: Mozilla First To Patch Pwn2Own Browser Vulnerability

Nah, they probably have automatic updates on. I'd wager it's massive computer labs at high schools or colleges where there either isn't an administrator, the administrator is a fool, or the administrator is lazy. The need doesn't seem all that pressing, but ironically they have some of the strongest internet connections for worms to use.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Bohr

Working...