I'm not going to have a wake when I die, but if I did, I would certainly leave instructions to have these implanted to scare the crap out of the people that came.
That's true, but unlike previous presidents, he specifically called out non-believers as being a part of the country just like Christians, Muslims, etc. in his inaugural address. Contrast this with Bush Sr. who said that atheists shouldn't even be considered citizens of the US. This gives me hope.