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Mostly from these bits:

If you like your broadband, you can keep it.

This would only help with the first 10% of getting into orbit. The hard part is getting moving sideways so damn fast.

Only the Welsh ones.

In that case they should have just edited the save file. I mean it's in JSON and everything.

Alright, what would you like to cut, then? Cutting the entire military should do it. Or taking away health care from the old folks, that would be another winner. That's about 2/3s of the budget between those two. The stuff you're talking about is a drop in the bucket, so if you're really serious about cutting spending let's talk about what you'd cut.

He's talking about Windsor, Canada. The city on the other side of the bridge. Nothing is being said about what Canada the country is doing.

DAESH means roughly the same thing as ISIL. You're just using a different language.

He's clearly not talking about relatively healthy people like your parents. I'm sure you'd be spouting a different story in a year if they suddenly came down with Alzheimer's.

I want to build a wind turbine in front of this comment and capture green energy from the huge WHOOSH that just happened.

That's an amazing typo. Only one google result for "ebidrmce" and it's this post right here.

Better than blaming blaming Bush for everything for everything.

I present to you a fine collection of straws, which you may feel free to grasp at.

Yeah that's a real credible-looking source you've got there.