Only women believe in astrology. I've known about an equal number of men and women who believe in astrology, personally.
Stupid assumption number 2: Women believe what they read in fashion magazines, if they read them at all. I haven't read one in a decade, but even at the age of 13 I thought they were mostly bullshit. I just thought the clothes were pretty. Most women I know take any fashion magazine with a large grain of salt.
Stupid assumption number 3: That any women would want to date 99.9999999999999% of the people responding to this post after reading the comments. Sheesh, people.
Stupid assumption number 4: What, women aren't scientists?