You americans with your puny 99%. This parliament goes to 113!

I can't see how people can be upset about this. The Spotify social feature is awesome, and if you skip one lunch out per month, you've paid for the subscription.

It doesn't take much of a conspiracy theorist to see what's probably happening here: first make a speech to the people talking a lot about stability and warning of chaos, then bring the net back up, send in paid thugs - confirmed as poiice in plain clothes - to attack the protesters, letting the world see the 'chaos the protests have caused' Mubarack: certified asshole, but a smart one.

...wait, what's that wooshing sound above my head?

*Spelling Nazi mode ON!!!11!!*

• Its -> It's
• dumb ass -> dumbass
• smart ass -> smartass
• condenscenting -> condescending

and so can you!

So that's what 'Ribbed for Your pleasure' comes from!

I'm Shakrai, and so is my wife!

Phew, good thing I live in a capitalist country, where that never happens.

Re your sig: Here you go.

Please, think of the kittens.

Who you wooshin, you insensitive clod?!!?!

Right next to Sweden.

s/breech/breach/

Courtesy, your friendly neighborhood Spelling Nazi

It's funny because it's true. +5, Informative