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Comment Cthulhu, of course! (Score 5, Funny) 1101 1101

Advertising Slogans Targeted At the Elder Gods
By Greg Knauss (McSweeny's)

Choosy black goats with a thousand young choose Jif.

American Express: Don't leave R'yleth without it!

A-1 makes hamburgers taste like the rotting flesh of the conquered dead.

You're in good oily, grasping tentacles with Allstate.

M&M's: The milk chocolate melts in your maw, not in... whatever that is.

Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Aaagughguuggh!

The best part of rising from a thousand year slumber is Folgers in your cup.

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today? [Unchanged.]

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.

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