I love that idea. Although I think it should be a longer and more comprehensive course. Examples of other topics that could be included:
Teaching men and women how to dress if they don't want to get raped
How to never make a decision that turns out badly
I'm sure if we pool our heads we could come up with more useful ways to blame victims! I'd suggest "how not to be a minority" but I'm not sure that, that's teachable unless you think we could get the budget for makeup lessons as well?