Zarf's Journal: Ultra **** of DOOM!

Make everything in your life just that much cooler! Preface every boring noun in your life with the word "Ultra" and tack on an extra "of DOOM!" on the end to give it a little kick. Now every aspect of your life can be exciting and extreme!

Examples:

Have you seen my toothbrush?
Becomes:
Have you seen my Ultra toothbrush of DOOM!?!

Check out my new shoes!
Becomes:
Check out my new Ultra shoes of DOOM!

Pass the broccolli please.
Becomes:
Pass the Ultra broccolli of DOOM please!

I need help with my homework.
Becomes:
I need help with my Ultra homework of DOOM!

I've stubbed my toe.
Becomes:
I've stubbed my Ultra toe of DOOM!

So stop leading that boring old existance and spice up your life!!!

I'm in!

[ellem]

My son has two teddy bears. Bobo and Ultra Bobo! Been that way since 99...

Soon you shall all know the ferocious fist of hate that Utlra Bobo wields

Re:I'm in!

[heliocentric]

Is that Mr. Burn's Bobo?

Wow!

[sebi]

Pure genius. Not only does it make swearing much more powerful, it is also sure to be a big hit with the ladies. Just imagine asking: 'Are you a ULTRA regular of Doom here?' 'I like your Ultra sweater of Doom!'

Indiana Jones and the Ultra Temple of Doom of Doom might pose a little problem but otherwise your scheme is as close to perfection as humanly possible.

zim! don't use the time machine!

[subgeek]

if you can find it, you might enjoy the cartoon called invader zim. it used to air on nickelodeon, but was not "kid friendly" enough in their opinion. a little searching can get you some episodes off the net. zim uses the word doom like that.

i saw a zim t-shirt that said, "prepare your bladder for immediate evacuation!" struck me as funny. my zim shirt says, "i am zim," on the front and, "watch me amaze you!" on the back. whenever i wear it strangers walk up to me and say, "hi zim."

i am now finished

Re:zim! don't use the time machine!

[Zarf]

Wow! Zim sounds like my kind of guy! Especially since we've both been kicked off of Nickelodeon... no... wait... that was my alter ego... Ren Hoek. I get so confused.

Re:zim! don't use the time machine!

[subgeek]

if you have the bandwidth for it, the episodes can be found here.

http://posejdon.bg.univ.gda.pl/~void/Zim/