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Comment: Re:but children will become adults (Score 1) 663

by Yanray (#14257159) Attached to: Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test


Hail to the Chimp we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chimp! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to the Chimp, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.
Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This you will do, that's our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chimp!

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