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Comment: Re:It's a memorial, not an art exhibition. (Score 2) 132

by WoodenTable (#45812073) Attached to: The Strange Story Of the Sculpture On the Moon


It seems almost poetic, in a way. He was shuffled into obscurity for trying to become famous. I can't help but feel that, had he remained utterly silent about creating the sculpture, he would be even more famous now. People love discovering unsung heroes, especially on the internet.

Comment: Re:I'm all for it (Score 3, Insightful) 187

by WoodenTable (#44603679) Attached to: Canadian Military Developing Stealth Snowmobile

I hope they do decide against the F-35 contract. It's ridiculously overpriced for our military, especially given that the F-35s aren't even all that well designed for frozen-weather operations.

Personally, I think Boeing's Super Hornets are a much better offer. Half the projected price, bigger control surfaces for easier landings on ice and better agility in the air, and two engines so that if one stalls in the cold the other can keep the plane going.

Comment: Greetings from the Frozen North. (Score 1) 187

by WoodenTable (#44603559) Attached to: Canadian Military Developing Stealth Snowmobile
I have mod points, but dangit, I just have to say this:

I live in Canada, and I LOVE our government's goofy dedication to making sure we retain military capabilities in the frozen north. (bit less happy with everything else the gov does, but ehhhh, politics)

Stealth snowmobile? FUND IT! More Icebreakers? FUND IT! New ice-base in the Arctic Circle? DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?!

Honestly, it beats the heck out of invading Iraq.

The story is a bit misleading, by the way. $640,000 is the cost of the development contract, not the price per machine (which will be significantly lower, obviously).

Comment: Re:Not Just Hateb by the Left (Score 1) 1425

by WoodenTable (#34408526) Attached to: Sarah Palin 'Target WikiLeaks Like Taliban'

And while we're on that topic, why is always considered a bad thing when wealth redistribution benefits the lower-middle income, but it's a good thing when it benefits the upper 2% (e.g. tax breaks for the wealthy)?

Because some wealthy people own the TV channels that tell us whether or not the tax breaks for wealthy people are awesome?

Comment: Fleet of tiny warships (Score 1) 323

by WoodenTable (#32910402) Attached to: Pacific Trash Vortex To Become Habitable Island?

I know they say they'll be making an island, but that could just be the cover story. If they turn it all into fibreglass/plastic boats, pretty soon they'll have a fleet of little yachts large enough to conquer the seven seas. It's quite insidious, if you stop to think about it.

Really though, I'm sure a bunch of Dutch Architects would never do such a thing. Or would they?! Dun dun dunnnnn...

Comment: Svedeesh Cheff (Score 5, Funny) 63

by WoodenTable (#32424288) Attached to: The Muppets' 1967 IBM Sales Films

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Furty-three-a yeers egu, beffure-a must peuple-a hed ifer heerd ooff zee Mooppets, IBM cuntrected veet Jeem Hensun fur a sereees ooff shurt feelms thet it used tu idoocete-a und interteeen its seles steffff. Zeese-a leettle-a-knoon mufeees — sume-a ooff vheech feetoore-a cootteeng-idge-a ooffffeece-a ootumeshun iqooeepment sooch es fery ierly vurd-prucesseeng systems — remeeen fresh, foonny, und soorpreesingly irreferent. Und oone-a ooff zeem feetoores zee furst eppeerunce-a ooff zee Cuukeee-a Munster, vhu gut hees beeg breek oon Seseme-a Street a cuoople-a ooff yeers leter.

Comment: Re:LOL (Score 3, Insightful) 553

by WoodenTable (#32199638) Attached to: Wikipedia Is Not Amused By Entry For xkcd-Coined Word

These guys take themselves waaay too seriously.


The XKCD fans who create a wikipedia page about a word that didn't exist until yesterday?

Or the Wikipedia admins who delete a page about a word that didn't exist until yesterday?

To be honest, I think both groups take themselves a bit too seriously. See that talk page in the summary? Yikes.

Comment: Re:ObRoll (Score 1) 165

by WoodenTable (#31186168) Attached to: Microsoft RickRolls Wi-Fi Network Leechers

I'm always surprised how many people have managed to sub in different music behind Rick Astley singing that. I've seen a few videos like that over the years... some worked, and some definitely didn't.

The most creative rickroll I've ever seen is the PaintRoll, which is a rickroll done in, yes, freakin' Mario Paint.

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