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Comment: Re:Well (Score 1) 373 373

by WonkoS (#36366124) Attached to: Checkpoint of the Future Coming Soon To Airports
Are you calling security theater and keeping the larger set of sheep from panicking and not flying impractical? We could fake it, but as you well know, any "fake" theater would be found out and backfire. Gotta make it look good. Anywho, all that radiation should be good for something, I probably need to tag the post with "and we welcome our new spidey-sensing overlords!"

Comment: Murder is easy.... (Score 1) 202 202

by WonkoS (#32762906) Attached to: Things You Drink Can Be Used To Track You
OK, so all you need is an identical twin gullible enough to drink water given to him by you during a trip you bought for him in NYC.... then you go and assassinate the president after having given your twin Washington DC water to drink while you guzzle NYC water at the scene of the crime. Do a quick getaway and finger your twin. The jury will convict in a new york minute.

Comment: Re:Uh Typo (Score 2, Funny) 219 219

by WonkoS (#32681012) Attached to: Building a Homemade Nuclear Reactor In NYC
You know, a working fission reactor has been done already... I think it's called the "sun". I believe the process goes something like this: 1) Place order for at least 2.0E30 Kg of Hydrogen 2) Wait for UPS/Fedex to deliver to your house 3) Wait for gravity to pull all of this Hydrogen together ..... 4) Profit!

Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these interest rates, we don't need it."