Too bad about the "but never before in actual photos" statement, as this is not actually true.
Bands have been doing this for decades
This only applies to SIPRNET machines and has always been policy. No news here
I have heard of slow news days, but slow news decades?
Illustrate free alternatives
Display a big "delete everything now button"
Yerp, they are dead to me.
Wow, decades old news on the front page of slashdot
Yawn, 6 digit starting with "1'