The moon's atmosphere is made of regolith, You insensitive clod! Solid rock strata means its stratosphere is a lot tougher than ours!

Yes, but the ass would have to be on some killer steroids.

There is a difference between nature and evolution. You've personified the former, the latter doesn't act on anything but genes, and can't "murderize your entire clutch of eggs" unless you mean that through random mutation you've become sterile and your eggs are duds... In which case I reiterate: Can't murder what ain't alive.

Prostitutes with only three boobs?
Hey, man, I got five kids to feed!

I built an Uninterrupted Power Supply out of capacitors for my experimental server rack, I can clean the power, simulate surges, or modulate the electron waves... If Nintendo claims copyright on me playing a game, then I claim copyright on the electricity signature that produced the gameplay. Since they used my electron wave modulations to play their game software on, then it's a derivative work of my UPS modulations. Additionally, since this is Alternating Current on the line side, when I modulate my voltage usages it affects the power grid, so I want derivative rights for all TV and radio that are being played over the creative electron fields that I'm producing.

Furthermore, I purchased many early games for both Nintendo and their competition. I directly controlled the available revenue stream they used to make additional games, and even informed them which games to make by my past purchasing habits. I want a cut of the profit for their use of my creative endeavors. Could they have been successful without me? Who knows!? Probably not! The creator of the Famicom didn't have any faith in it, yet I did. My influence among peers increased their sales and decreased sales in just the right way to get them where they are today. Time to pay up.

If only butterflies were sentient, they'd own all copyright by Nintendo's logic.

Well, I make games, and If I saw my latest game on a review website with ads next to it, I'd be fucking pissed, because I haven't even finished it or released it yet! :-P

The output of playing a game is the video. That gameplay was created by a human, and rendered by a machine. If anything the copyright should belong to the player since they're the one transforming it into an entertaining video. Go watch Red Vs Blue, then tell me that Microsoft should be able to get a cut of their revenue because they made their comedy inside a virtual setting.

Moderation is key though, with anything. Eg, a few intellectual bits, but not too much, a few heavy action scenes, but not too much, a few chases, but not a whole move of them. With JJ, it's all lensflare all the time. I don't care how cool and artistic they are, they're fucking over-used to the point that it's distracting from the film, not adding to it.

Also, I already watched Star Trek 2, it was better, makes more sense, and no amount of referential nods to it in the new version will save the fact that the new Star Trek movies are made by folks who don't "get" the series, and why it remains a favourite over all these years. These new movies aren't memorable, they don't encourage you think, they only make you pay $20.00 for popcorn at one sitting, before fading into the sameness of the other action sci-fi. Protip: In the 1st reboot, You can call that crap a mining ship, but no, it's a damn deathstar. The philistines are finally right: "Wanna watch a sci-fi?" Sure, which one? " Doesn't matter, they're all the same shit."

Maybe if a bunch of folks are saying: "Shit man, I like lens flare, but that's too much." Then just maybe it is? Just say, "Yes, We like excessive lens flare, it's a fashion statement." The "fuck you" just makes Peg out to be a fool.

If you actually do any PW cracking, you'd know that comic is wrong. Dictionary attacks with not just words, but with phrases and 1337 replacements, and exclamations, and numbers after or before or in between words, runs of N repeating characters to 'pad out' a password, etc, all get tried before brute force. One of the results of having leaked password databases published online is that the crackers could see all the tricks people use to construct their "memorable" passwords. Unurprisingly, appending 123xcv or other quick keyboard combinations are rather common, and thus added to the cracking database. Any trick you can think of someone else uses too, and is likely a known trick. Type a word with the left hand, but shifted over and up? Yep, it's in the cracking dictionary too, that one's easy to encode, so it saves space... Maybe memorize a passage from a book (not a popular passage) and use some letters from each word, etc.

Clever is Dead. Generate your passwords randomly or use with a salted hash of the domain name and a master password. I use a HMAC bookmarklette employing this technique, and I can re-create all of my passwords using any computer, phone, or web browser. If I can't get to my bookmark, or implementation of a hashing algorithm, then I'm not in a position to need the passwords.

Or... it's just a pointless inconvenience because, as you said, "If someone is determined to steal a corporation's data, they'll be able to find a way to do it regardless." Why would I need a casual reminder to not do something I'm not going to do, unless I'm going to do it, and am able to find a way?

Information will find a way.

Why the fuck did we spend the resources and lives to fight those wars to prevent the spread of this 'communist' behavior for again? I mean, was it a war over patents and we had to wait 20 years to implement it here?

I'm not the only sentient being here right? I mean, OK, what's the aim of patents? To give incentivize folks to release technology and ideas into the public domain with monopoly protections. FLOSS should be exempt from patents because it directly meets the goal of patents without desiring any damn monopoly at all.

Oh? What's that? How will businesses compete with the fully open software if they can't sue developers over patent infringements? PROBLEM FUCKING SOLVED.

After the asteroid, who will be around to control them? We need manned missions if the human race is to avoid extinction. We Have All Our Eggs In One Basket, you FOOL.

Fucking Barbarians. Don't know what the fuck is going on. It's like bloodletting all over again. Brain butchery. I wish they'd Frontally Lobotomize themselves. Just overly energize any cybernetic network, simulate or otherwise, see what happens. Fucking moronic I swear.

Well, from what I've seen of this latest batch, our world hunger problems are over...